you might live in Minnesota if

You Might Live in Minnesota if….

December 31st, 2008 | 3 Comments |

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota

If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”,
You might live in Minnesota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there,
You might live in Minnesota

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota

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