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So this is what it’s like living in the Midwest huh?

(0) Comments So Far... What do you think? January 3, 2008

 This is pretty cute whether you’re Lutran, Catolik or nun of dem!

LUTHERAN AIRLINES
 
 ANNOUNCEMENT to the Cabin:
 
VE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTRAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING FROM DULUTH  AIRPORT.  YA SHURE, YA BETCHA! DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA.  ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.

If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran Air, da no-frills airline. You’re all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.

Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight. 

Meals are potluck.

Rows 1-6, bring rolls;  7-15, bring a salad;  16-21, hot dish, and  22-30, a dessert

Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft

Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.   

All fares are by free will-offereing and da plane will not land ’til da  budget is met.

Pay attention now to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da  safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.  

 ”Okay den, listen up you guys. I’m only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two  tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or something of dat nature, and I vouldn’t bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. You’re gonna have bigger tings to vorry about den dat. Yust stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out  because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we’re going to have  quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it. In da event of a water landing, I’d say forget it.  Start saying da Lord’s Prayer and yust hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say “trespass against us,” which isn’t right, but vut can you do?  Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane’s navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da way. No, it’s because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He vould have put your mout on da side of your head.  Ve start lunch right about noon and it’s buffet style wit da coffee pot up front . Den ve’ll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don’t take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!  Right now I’ll say Grace. Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest  and let deze gifts to us be blessed.  Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close. Amen!”


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