January 3rd, 2008 | |
 This is pretty cute whether you’re Lutran, Catolik or nun of dem!
LUTHERAN AIRLINES
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 ANNOUNCEMENT to the Cabin:
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VE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTRAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING FROM DULUTH AIRPORT. YA SHURE, YA BETCHA! DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran Air, da no-frills airline. You’re all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.
Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight.ÂÂ
Meals are potluck.
Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, hot dish, and 22-30, a dessert
Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.  ÂÂ
All fares are by free will-offereing and da plane will not land ’til da budget is met.
So this is what it’s like living in the Midwest huh? - Read FULL Post...
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